Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.
Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now.
Books should go where they will be most appreciated, and not sit unread, gathering dust on a forgotten shelf, don't you agree?
Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.