Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
The girl speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them.
Interviewer: What, then, would you say is the source of most of your work? Parker: Need of money, dear.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Check enclosed."
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.