Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Bronte, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done.
The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.
We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books.
A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."