Humour is an almost physiological response to fear.
If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC
New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. Love, 2006 A.D.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
God made mud. God got lonesome. So God said to some of the mud, "Sit up!" "See all I've made," said God, "the hills, the sea, the sky, the stars." And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.
Be patient. Your future will soon come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter what you are.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.