On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Now occasionally you're going to get stuck. It's nothing to get upset about. Don't go hurling your controller at the cat, because it might throw something back and it'll only escalate...
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.
Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...