Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.