It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.
Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
True friends stab you in the front.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is by far the best ending for one.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
Over the piano was printed a notice: Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.