Eating people is wrong!
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...
Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.