Become what you've always wanted to be... and look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Would you chase me? I'd chase me; I'd chase me hard."
My what a funny looking child. Oh wait, it's a dog.
Wasn't dead, only sleeping, oh well.
I finished before you in the human race.
Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The cube had food and maybe ammo. And immortality.
Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.
Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... Wow! What a ride!
"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex, and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.