Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
When you put someone on a pedestal you may find they only look down on you.
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.
Without art we are but monkeys with car keys.
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Not in cruelty Not in wrath The reaper came today An angel visited this grey path And took the cube away.
Beancounter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair - did it anyway, ramps are expensive.
I'm in space!