The 2012 London Olympics were supposed to restore British National pride. £20 billion to restore British National pride? For £20 billion, we could have written 'F*CK OFF GERMANY' on the moon.
If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!"
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Over the piano was printed a notice: Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.