What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don't know. It's making me feel stupid.
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It's after 6, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
I want to go to there.
Cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues.
If religious people could be reasoned with there would be no religious people.
Fezes are cool!