Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her? Crowd: Burn her! Sir Bedevere: But how do you know she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: ... I got better.
Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
"One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Reality continues to ruin my life.