How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex, and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
When you put someone on a pedestal you may find they only look down on you.
Without art we are but monkeys with car keys.
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
These bridges are made from light filtered from the surface. If you press your cheek against one it feels just like the sun shining on your face. It will also set your hair on fire... so don't actually do it.
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.