Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.
Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Knowledge is measured by degrees of ignorance.
You're a historian. Tell me if there are any bath-tubs in history. I think they've been frightfully neglected.
I think it's great to be funny, but it's better if you can do it without hurting people.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
The only way to atone for being occasionally overdressed is to be massively overeducated.
Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.