Quotes About Funny

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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Bernard Black

Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.

Barney Stinson

I want to go to there.

Liz Lemon

Cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues.

Samantha McPherson

If religious people could be reasoned with there would be no religious people.

Dr. Gregory House

Fezes are cool!

The Doctor

J.D: I hate that stereotype that black people all yell at movie screens, y'know? Like you go to see a horror flick and you'd be yelling like, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the do'!" It's offensive. Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't you? J.D: Why does she go in there?! I mean, he's behind the do'!

Dr John "JD" Dorian

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Homer Simpson

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

Bernard Black

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

Douglas Coupland