It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk or running for office.
Couple quick ground rules: Please, don't jump off the bus. Weird. Not fun for anybody. Also, no throwing objects at pedestrians. Unless, of course, they deserve it, okay?
Jimmy: They're laughing at us. Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Why are things so heavy in the future?
Note to self re: being the Fonz. Mark, you are not the Fonz.
What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there, a gnome?
Cool guys don't look at explosions They blow things up, then walk away Who's got time to watch an explosion? There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to.
Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco, you go Glenn Coco!
I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!