Three little sentences will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number three: It was like that when I got here.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.
She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..
Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!