God is real, unless declared integer.
Eating people is wrong!
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...
Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.
Become what you've always wanted to be... and look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Would you chase me? I'd chase me; I'd chase me hard."
My what a funny looking child. Oh wait, it's a dog.
Wasn't dead, only sleeping, oh well.
I finished before you in the human race.