I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my "f*ck you" flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
They use to be called jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72.
The day he moved out was terrible - that evening she went through hell. His absence wasn't a problem but the corkscrew had gone as well.
Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.
Nathan: Where in the constitution does it say we run around questioning our government? Huh? Player: Well they did say "if we f*ck up, feel free to take us out."
Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
I realize everyone is telling you social media is a unicorn, but maybe it's just a horse?