Quotes About Funny

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

President Merkin Muffley

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Woody Allen

Allen: What are you doing Saturday night? Woman: Committing suicide. Allen: What about Friday night?

Woody Allen

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

Woody Allen

Knowledge is measured by degrees of ignorance.

Michael Travis

I am not yet young enough to know everything.

Oscar Wilde

There are never failures -- only gained experience, wisdom, knowledge and lessons in life

Michael Travis

.. I'm not racist, I've got a black president ...

Dane Cook

It's as realistic as a cotton-wool tiger riding a tractor through a teardrop.

Charlie Brooker

There comes a time in every great movie-watching experience where a special little moment in the film makes you smile with purest joy. For me, in Ironclad, it was the bit where a guy tears another guy's arm off then beats him to death with it.

Robbie Collin