Don't let Stupid make you Stupid.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
If you want to make the right decision for the future, fear is not a very good consultant.
Did everything just taste purple for a sec?
I think it's great to be funny, but it's better if you can do it without hurting people.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
In God we trust; all others must bring data.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?