He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
Humour is an almost physiological response to fear.
I Always give 100% at school: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
The only way to atone for being occasionally overdressed is to be massively overeducated.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
My education was interrupted only by my schooling.
The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just f*cking lunatic.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease!
Yeah, I got a Plan B: making Plan A work!