Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked. "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.