I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or, as I've always known him, Jeff.
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.
What makes a religion false? If any religion is right, then maybe they all have to be right. Maybe God doesn't care how you say your prayers, just as long as you say them.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.