Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Meow? means "woof" in cat.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?