Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE."
It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.