Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
Meow? means "woof" in cat.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.