All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
Happiness is a warm puppy.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.