Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
Happiness is a warm puppy.
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.